Matt with the Hat

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
superbellsubways
transmasc-wizard

rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

transmasc-wizard

highlights of the responses:

  • the solid hundred americans saying "idk general american". i dont know what that is so im gonna pretend you mean "I sound like a disney channel character"
  • shoutout to whoever said "gay". also whoever said "autism".
  • to those curious; 'newfoundland' accents are what everyone i know says to refer to the stereotypical "canadian accent" that bad american TV has, 'cause you're basically only gonna hear that in a random fishing town on the Maritimes' coast.
  • the fact that almost every french person called their accent sexy
  • all my fellow canadians who are saying "canadian but i dONT SOUND NEWFIE" like yes babe we are not all One Single Fishing Town Accent (no hate to the newfies tho ily)
  • the one who said "i sound like siri. i have no accent" meanwhile siri is So Fucking Accented to my ears
  • the amount of people with english as a second language in the notes who now love their accents <3 that's great, love urself
  • everyone going "i'm TOLD i sound british. please not that"
  • the one person who described their accent instead of just saying a word. they happened to be canadian and i was like "you just. absolutely and totally described how i talk"
  • the amount of californians going "californian but i dONT SOUND SURFER OR VALLEY GIRL" like the US version of "im not newfie"
  • the one single californian who was like "yeah i sound surfer. what are u gonna do about it"
my accent is whatever the person i'm talking to's accent is if talking to myself though then very light us southern
heritageposts
fridgebride

the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible

fridgebride

despite mass arrests by NYPD and several students (including rep ilhan omar’s daughter, isra hirsi) being suspended for their participation and having their university identification deactivated, the gaza solidarity encampment is still going strong well into its second day. def recommend following independent reporter talia jane who is taking part and providing live updates. (talia was the first reporter to break aaron bushnell’s self immolation in february; she was one of the reporters he contacted personally prior to the protest.)

fridgebride

thank you so much alexa @shivsblunt for mentioning it…..anyone who wants to contribute to their jail support fund can do so @ bcabolitioncollective on v*nmo. also, if anyone is in the area and available to join (via cssw4palestine on ig):

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fridgebride

A tweet from Twitter user @bluepashminas posted at 5:51 pm on April 18 2024: "Just got out of jail after Columbia called NYPD to mass arrest 100+ students. I have been suspended and evicted from housing by Barnard. This has only strengthened my commitment to the movement for Palestinian liberation and I promise to continue fighting for divestment."ALT

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theshitpostcalligrapher
theshitpostcalligrapher

i have a tasty dark lunch but like.

it doesnt LOOK appetizing it's chili with melted cheese on top it looks like a chili should, like red-orange slop

do yall want the pic anyway???

gallusrostromegalus

I swear all the most delicious foods- Risotto, Chili, etc. Look AWFUL when photographed.

theshitpostcalligrapher

#show us the slop mia ok hex here you go

pspspspsp get your slop folks

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hexfruit

SLOP! SLOP! SLOP! SLOP!

theshitpostcalligrapher

okay so like this

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has the exact energy of

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(sorry for the quality im working with a semi-busted mouse in ms paint)

theshitpostcalligrapher

lmao @ghostchilismoothie and @hexfruit im glad yall enjoy your tiny lil greachure selves getting at the slop

gallusrostromegalus

...ok but your chili photographs extremely well.

palaeoplushies
palaeoplushies

Everybody welcome the newest member of my family .. TRACEY THE RAT


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Here's my first sight of her;

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She was found as a stray, people had spotted her in their gardens for a couple of weeks and had failed to catch her. Eventually the SSPCA were called out and managed to detain the runaway.

She was at the SSPCA and nobody came forward for her, so when she came up for adoption I saw this young lone rat and knew I had to give her a home. Judging by the pictures she was molting into her adult coat (3-4 months old) and I thought she needed a friend (or three!)!

Following a period of quarantine, vet checkover and a negative test for leptospirosis, she was ready for me to introduce to my girls. I'm so glad to say the introductions have gone swimmingly and they are now cuddled up in bed together!


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Tracey is surprisingly confident, slightly nippy when she's in her cage but friendly when she's out. She cheered up so much when she finally was allowed to meet her new friends, and I think she's going to make a great companion to me and my girls.

212superdude212

Cute rat but OP, why do you have infinite tabs open

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palaeoplushies

ADHD

Occasionally I go and cull them... Occasionally.